0:00–0:30
Start with warmth.
Introduce yourself and say how you know Raj. Begin with something you appreciate about him.
A toast with a twinkle
What’s a roast?
Think of the relaxed wit of Dean Martin’s celebrity roasts: friends celebrating someone through funny stories and affectionate observations.
Our version is especially gentle. Share something wonderfully Raj, have a little fun with it, then tell him why he means so much to you. Warmth comes first.
Your three minutes
One story. A few smiles.
A sincere finish.
0:30–2:00
Tell your story.
Choose one short memory or a familiar habit. Add one or two light, playful observations. Give everyone time to smile.
2:00–3:00
Raise him up.
Say what that story reveals about his generosity, humour or determination. Finish with a heartfelt birthday wish.
Keep it kind. Keep it personal. Keep it to three minutes.Familiar stories and sincere compliments are perfect. Please leave marriage, childhood home life and private matters out of your roast. If a joke feels uncertain, leave it out or check with Deepak.
Ten speaking places · three minutes each
Sign-ups close when all places are filled.
Inspired by the classic roast tradition. Read more about an affectionate roast ↗
A place at the microphone
Would you like to roast Raj?
We’d love to hear your memories. Being part of the audience is lovely too.
Checking speaking places…
If your plans change, please let Deepak know.